- you do not like me for me. you do not like me because you find me attractive or because you like spending time with me. you like me because i’m loyal and reliable and will be there despite your lack of trying. you like me because i require no effort on your part. you like me because i am foolish, your eternal second choice.
- strange, but you're still in all my dreams.
- "i can see your nipples."
- thanks i know.
the best part about waiting for you to follow through on something is when you don’t because then i’m right.
Strange (Patsy Cline cover)
He pointed to my latte and he said, “Kelly, that will be the color of our children.”
1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT
2. UNDER A BRIDGE
3. DOLLAR TREE
4. MOM’S GARAGE
5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH