January 2012
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FINISHED MY FAFSA
FUCK YOU, FINANCIAL AID.
Spending New Years alone in a 3 bedroom house.
Is I mad? Not even.
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new years resolution
get married to someone who loves me more than i love them so i have the power in the relationship and then they also have to have money so i can quit school and become a housewife/trophy wife while they go to work and i can live happily ever after
Our "guests" are leaving tomorrow.
Thank the lord! Seriously! They have fucked everything up. They invaded our pantry, our fridge, our living room, our kitchen, they have left the bathroom a mess, they’ve invaded my sister’s room and they are leaving first thing tomorrow. My cousin is an asshole and we all know it. Trying to pawn off his kids on his sister for the weekend and then having his loud, obnoxious...
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“Politicians are shitheads. That’s how they become politicians; even the good...”
– Daniel Craig. (via libertarians)
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I MET GODRON FUCKING RAMSAY LAST NIGHT!!!
Okay, so I’ve been having problems with my Macbook recently and have had to take it in for various trips. Yesterday, however, I could not find parking at the Fashion Show Mall, where my original appointment was. So I drove myself down to the Forum Shops at Caesar’s Palace. I’m walking toward the Apple store and as I’m about to go in to take my computer, who do I see...
December 2011
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THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING DISASTER
I can’t wait for all of them to leave. I want them to leave tomorrow, but that’s not happening.
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TOTAL BODY COUNT
FOUR ADULTS TWO TEENAGERS THREE KIDS TWO BABIES
Mother and I excluded.
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SOMEONE SAVE ME
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Texts of the Winter of 2011
Me: I would suggest not coming home for the next five days. The mother has stupidly allowed around 10 people to stay in the house for the next five days. They will be in your bedroom too. There will be annoying, crying babies. Stay away. It will be miserable.
Eli: Lol I'm sorry.
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WINTER IS COMING.
In a few hours I will know how the House of Stark felt when the Lannisters just invited their crazy, incestuous, fucked up selves to Winterfell.
BRB PRAYING TO THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW.
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