dear stranger,

andrewmw:

ikickath:

andrewmw:

I DID NOT. I DID NOT BELIEVE IT BUT YOU PROVED ME WRONG BY BANNING CANDY BARS. WHY DO YOU HATE ME, OBAMA FAMILY? WHAT DID I EVER DO? I PAY MY TAXES. I VOTE. I SHOW UP FOR JURY DUTY. BUT I CAN’T EAT A GODDAMN KING SIZED CANDY BAR?!

You know, some people would say I’m fairly liberal, but I wouldn’t vote for Obama again if the Republicans could muster a viable, heck, not even viable, just SANE candidate (which apparently is impossible).

Too bad Jon Huntsman won’t be running opposite Obama.

I completely understand your sentiments. They put up the looneys this year because the good ones didn’t want to take the risk of losing. I think we’ll see a better pick of Republican candidates in 2016. 

Andrew in 2016: I think we’ll see a better pick of Republican candidates in 2020.
Andrew in 2020: I think we’ll see a better pick of Republican candidates in 2024.
Andrew in 2024: I think we’ll see a better pick of Republican candidates in 2028.
Et cetera…

Also, I hope they play the Benny Hill theme song on loop at the RNC. 

(Source: fuckyeahlibertarian)