(Source: serjorahmormont)
(Source: cocacolaandcupcakes)
(Source: jeanralphiodanceuponme)
Jean-Ralphio is an exaggeration of that optimistic douchebaggy friend you have. I think he’s kind of loveable; I try to make him loveable so you root for him. Literally, my goal is that when he does something stupid, you go [sweetly], “Oh, Jean-Ralphio!” Like a little kid who made a mistake. “You got your head stuck in the honey jar again, Jean-Ralphio!
Ben Schwartz (via jeanralphiodanceuponme)
(Source: The A.V. Club)
[100 outstanding television characters]
Tom Haverford: portrayed by Aziz Ansari” ‘Serts are what I call desserts. Tre-tre’s are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z, I don’t know where that one came from. I call cakes big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore…chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks food rakes.”
