[100 outstanding television characters]
Tom Haverford: portrayed by Aziz Ansari” ‘Serts are what I call desserts. Tre-tre’s are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z, I don’t know where that one came from. I call cakes big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore…chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks food rakes.”
(Source: daisybuchanans)
I just can’t with you, Jean Ralphio. ♥
